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SPF 50: A comedic rant about sunburns
Sun's out, buns out!That is, until you wake up the next day realizing that you've got a butt that's redder than a baboon's ass.Oh, the joy of being roasted alive by the sun's rays, it's like a sizzling sensation of pain and regret.At first, it's all fun and games. You're basking in the sun, feeling like a goddamn lizard, and you're convinced that you're getting a nice tan. But then, you can start to hear your skin screaming in pain. That's when you know you're in trouble.Sunburn doesn't even capture the essence of what's actually happening: I mean, shouldn't it...
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25 sassy birthday wishes to make them laugh out loud
Birthday celebrants and well-wishers – are you tired of the same old boring birthday greetings that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, worry no more because it's time to spice things up with some hilarious and off-the-wall birthday wishes!We’ve put together a list of 21 rib-tickling and sassy birthday wishes that are sure to make the birthday guy or gal laugh so hard, they'll forget how old they are! From witty one-liners to sarcastic quips about the agony of aging, these birthday wishes are perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor and an even better ability...
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Kumbaya: A comedic rant about team-building exercises
Okay, let's talk about team-building exercises.You know, those excruciating activities that your boss makes you do so that you can "bond" with your co-workers. If there's one thing worse than spending all day with your colleagues, it's being forced to do awkward trust falls with them.First off, can we talk about how these exercises always happen on a weekend or after work hours? Like, thanks for taking up my free time, Susan. I could be at home binging my favorite Netflix show, but instead, I'm here, pretending to be a tree while you and your team try to climb me.And...
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21 unapologetically inappropriate notebooks, not suitable for the easily offended
If you know one thing about WTF Notebooks, it’s that we are not afraid to say what everyone is thinking. From alcohol and smoking pot, to your dirty little secrets – there's very little censorship in our highly questionable range of notebook titles. So it’s time to send the kids (and those grown-ups who get easily offended) to bed because these 21 adult-only journal titles contain all the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll you can fit on a notebook cover. Riddled with profanity and swear words, this compilation is dirtier than a pig at a mud bath and filled with...
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