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Poop face: A comedic rant about emoji
Ladies and gentlemen, WhatsApp addicts and iMessage users – gather round for a moment of reflection. It's almost World Emoji Day, and it's a day to celebrate those little pictures that have taken over our communication channels. But let's be honest, we have a love-hate relationship with these digital hieroglyphics. On one hand, you find yourself hopelessly addicted to them. Who can even still imagine writing a text message without throwing in at least one poop emoji or a thumbs up? They're so damn convenient. You want to convey happiness? Slap a smiley face on there. Feeling flirty? Send a couple of...
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Blood suckers: A comedic rant about mosquitos
It’s the middle of Summer – time for shorts, cocktails, pool parties, and … mosquitos. These little buggers are driving me insane!First off, let's talk about the sound they make. That high-pitched whine is like nails on a chalkboard. And they always manage to find your ear, don't they? It's like they have a GPS tracker specifically designed to locate your ear canal. And when they do find it, they start buzzing around like they're throwing a rave in there, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.And when they do, it itches like hell. Like a tiny demon has taken...
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SPF 50: A comedic rant about sunburns
Sun's out, buns out!That is, until you wake up the next day realizing that you've got a butt that's redder than a baboon's ass.Oh, the joy of being roasted alive by the sun's rays, it's like a sizzling sensation of pain and regret.At first, it's all fun and games. You're basking in the sun, feeling like a goddamn lizard, and you're convinced that you're getting a nice tan. But then, you can start to hear your skin screaming in pain. That's when you know you're in trouble.Sunburn doesn't even capture the essence of what's actually happening: I mean, shouldn't it...
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25 sassy birthday wishes to make them laugh out loud
Birthday celebrants and well-wishers – are you tired of the same old boring birthday greetings that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, worry no more because it's time to spice things up with some hilarious and off-the-wall birthday wishes!We’ve put together a list of 21 rib-tickling and sassy birthday wishes that are sure to make the birthday guy or gal laugh so hard, they'll forget how old they are! From witty one-liners to sarcastic quips about the agony of aging, these birthday wishes are perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor and an even better ability...
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