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Public speaking: A comedic rant about speakerphone talk
Oh, boy. Don't get me started on people who talk on speakerphone in public. Seriously, what's their deal? Do they think they're the only ones on the planet, and that nobody else can hear their conversation? It's like they have some kind of superpower that allows them to project their voice to the entire world.And don't even get me started on the content of their conversations. Half the time it's some inane bullshit that nobody wants to hear, like they're narrating their entire day to the person on the other end of the line. "I'm walking down the street now....
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Scrapbooking: How to get started
Greetings fellow memory-makers! Welcome to the wacky world of scrapbooking - where photos, papers, and embellishments collide to create a magical, memory-filled masterpiece! Scrapbooking is like playing dress-up with your memories - you get to design and create a book filled with all your favorite mementos. It's like a personal art exhibit where every page tells a unique and exciting story. So, if you're looking for a new hobby that's both creative and sentimental, then you're in luck! Now, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. This hobby involves getting crafty with layouts and designs - you can use anything from colorful papers...
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Poop face: A comedic rant about emoji
Ladies and gentlemen, WhatsApp addicts and iMessage users – gather round for a moment of reflection. It's almost World Emoji Day, and it's a day to celebrate those little pictures that have taken over our communication channels. But let's be honest, we have a love-hate relationship with these digital hieroglyphics. On one hand, you find yourself hopelessly addicted to them. Who can even still imagine writing a text message without throwing in at least one poop emoji or a thumbs up? They're so damn convenient. You want to convey happiness? Slap a smiley face on there. Feeling flirty? Send a couple of...
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Blood suckers: A comedic rant about mosquitos
It’s the middle of Summer – time for shorts, cocktails, pool parties, and … mosquitos. These little buggers are driving me insane!First off, let's talk about the sound they make. That high-pitched whine is like nails on a chalkboard. And they always manage to find your ear, don't they? It's like they have a GPS tracker specifically designed to locate your ear canal. And when they do find it, they start buzzing around like they're throwing a rave in there, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.And when they do, it itches like hell. Like a tiny demon has taken...
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