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Chocolate Chip Cookies: A comedic rant about food blogs
Listen, I'm not one to be dramatic (or am I?), but I'm pretty sure trying to find a simple online recipe nowadays is more difficult than performing brain surgery.Seriously, what's with all these goddamn food blogs? They're like a virus spreading all over the internet, infecting every recipe you find with ads and life stories that have nothing to do with the dish you're trying to make.You click on a recipe for chocolate chip cookies, and suddenly you're assaulted by an essay on how the author's grandma used to make these cookies when they were a kid, and how they...
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The sock gods: A comedic rant about laundry
Laundry, laundry, laundry. When the hell will it ever fucking end? It's like the cosmos is against us, ensuring that no matter how much we scrub, dry, fold, and stash, there's always more goddamn laundry waiting to ambush us.Just when you believe you're ahead, kaboom! Another basket of dirty ass clothes pops up, teasing you with its overflowing presence, prepared to be washed, dried, and folded all over again.And don't even get me started on folding: Have you ever attempted to fold a fitted sheet? Those shits are like trying to fold a damn king-sized mattress. It's a bloody catastrophe.But...
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Don't be a stiff suit: Funny corporate gifts to break the ice
Starting a new business relationship can be tricky, especially when you're trying to break the ice with clients, suppliers, or other business affiliates. It's important to show that you value these relationships and are willing to take a more personal and casual approach to business. And what better way to do that than with a gift?But before you reach for that cliché paper weight or the pretentious bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, consider taking a more light-hearted and unexpected approach that lets you show off your personality and sense of humor. It's time to get funny!Yes, you read that right –...
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Reply all: A comedic rant about email etiquette
So you’re stuck in a group project with your colleagues and one of them has the audacity to shoot out an email that gets sent to all members of the team.And so it begins:Someone hits the "reply all" button. And then, someone else hits the "reply all" button. And then, someone else hits the "reply all" button. And before you know it, your inbox is filled with a bunch of useless emails that have nothing to do with you, like an endless stream of diarrhea.It's like these people have no sense of email etiquette. Do they not realize that hitting...
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