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If you're looking for a journal that's both funny and functional, we've got you covered. Take a closer look at the notebook types we offer:

WTF Notebooks – Compact softcover

The compact classic with a comedic twist

Looking for a small notebook that packs a punch? The compact softcover WTF Notebook is like a hilarious stand-up comedian in your bag.

Measuring at the classic 5.5 x 8.5 inches, it's perfect for meetings, school, or casual note-taking at home. The medium-soft front and back covers give it a flexible personality, while enduring the rigors of daily use.

And thanks to the sturdy black wire-O spiral, this notebook lays flat, making writing a breeze. It's the ideal sidekick for your daily adventures, always ready to deliver a punchline when you need it most.

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WTF Notebooks compact softcover dimensions


Compact softcover

– Width: 5.5"
– Height: 8.5"
– Thickness: 0.35"

– Premium spiral binding
– 320gsm cover paper
– Flexible softcover

– 90gsm inside paper
– 120 pages / 60 sheets
– Your choice of paper print

Choose from 16 different colors to customize the front and back cover

Printed in the United States on 100% sustainably sourced paper

All compact softcovers are eligible for Bundle Discounts! Learn more

Ready to get your very own WTF Notebooks? Start by choosing your favorite notebook titles, then customize the type, cover color and inside pages for each and let us custom print them to order.

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Ready, set, print

At WTF Notebooks, we don't keep pre-printed notebooks in stock. Instead, every notebook you choose is custom printed after you place your order.

If you need your order by a certain date please check the production and shipping times prior to ordering.

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Your WTF Notebooks.
Your choices.


Choose from hundreds of hilarious and relatable notebook titles.

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Notebook type

Select your binding type and notebook size to suit your needs.

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Cover color

Pick from 16 different colors for your notebook’s front and back cover.

Inside pages

From writing to drawing to planning – we’ve got inside pages for every job.

It's what's inside that counts

Whether for note-taking, journaling, planning, or playing hangman – choose your preferred inside pages and we'll print your WTF Notebooks according to your order choices.

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A customer holding his blue WTF Notebook titled 'Times I was right and nobody listened'
A happy customer holding her red WTF Notebook titled 'List of people who have wasted my time'
A happy customer holding her pink WTF Notebook 'Inappropriate comments to make in serious situations'
A happy customers holding three WTF Notebooks, with the first one titled 'My list of things I was right about'