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Fucking brilliant ideas
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My archive of flying fucks I don't give
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Shit I have to remember
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My research into working alongside a bunch of morons
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My book to stay organized as fuck
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Shit I have to write down because I'm old
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Reasons why I think that this meeting is bullshit
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Shit I should write down
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List of things I don't give a shit about
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Brainstorming and shit
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Meeting notes and other boring shit
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Useless shit I will buy when I'm rich as fuck
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Shit they said is important
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Notes and other shit to write down
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Inspirational bullshit
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My opinions nobody gives a shit about
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Shit H.R. wants me to stop saying
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Shit that's none of your fucking business
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Poetry and other shit my brain comes up with
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Shit my boss says
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Shit my husband says
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Shit my kids say
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Shit I learned in school and never needed
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Shit my wife says
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Shit you shouldn't have to explain to adults
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Shit that keeps me up at night
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Shit that you just can't make up
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Stupid shit we do because we've always done it that way
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Things I worry about that don't fucking matter
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Shit I started but never finished
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Dipshit of the month nominations
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All the things I started writing, then thought, "fuck it"
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Dumb shit I blame on Mercury retrograde
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My diary for the shitshow I call life
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My exhaustive list of fuck-ups (so far)
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Shit that's on fire while I'm just adding marshmallows
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Things I'll most definitely regret, but here we fucking go
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Notes from the jolly fucking shitshow that is my life
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Notes for my fuck-it bucket
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My shit list wrapped in holiday cheer
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