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Garfield-vibes: A comedic rant about Mondays
Ah, Mondays. They're like a fart in an elevator – everyone wants to get away from it as quickly as possible. If Monday was a person, it would be that annoying co-worker who always interrupts your coffee break to talk about their cats or their latest CrossFit routine. Or like a bully who takes your lunch money and then kicks you in the shins just for fun. Monday is the human embodiment of a hangover that just won't go away. Garfield was right, what's there to like about Monday? You wake up feeling like you’ve been hit...
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18 outrageously sassy birthday gifts for the daring and bold
Welcome to our gift guide for those who are tired of boring, run-of-the-mill birthday gifts. If you're looking for something to make your friends, family or co-workers laugh, then you've come to the right place. We've scoured the depths of our massive library of notebook titles to bring you the 18 most relatable, snarky and hilariously inappropriate gift ideas. From puns that will make your grandma gasp, to off-color humor that even your most mischievous friend will appreciate, we've got you covered. Whether you're looking for a gift for someone who has a twisted sense of humor or just want to...
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Stockholm Syndrome: A comedic rant about cats
In honor of International Cat Day (yes, that’s a real thing!) happening next Tuesday, let’s talk about cats for a minute.Because let us tell you, these little furballs might look cute and cuddly, but they can be straight-up dicks. From coughing up hairballs to sitting on your laptop keyboard, they act like they’re better than us just because they can lick their own butts.Let's start with the fact that cats think they own everything. Your bed, your couch, your favorite chair - doesn't matter, they'll just waltz in and claim it as their own personal fiefdom. And god forbid you...
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Public speaking: A comedic rant about speakerphone talk
Oh, boy. Don't get me started on people who talk on speakerphone in public. Seriously, what's their deal? Do they think they're the only ones on the planet, and that nobody else can hear their conversation? It's like they have some kind of superpower that allows them to project their voice to the entire world.And don't even get me started on the content of their conversations. Half the time it's some inane bullshit that nobody wants to hear, like they're narrating their entire day to the person on the other end of the line. "I'm walking down the street now....
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