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A funny greeting card from WTF Notebooks®
Printed in the USA

WTF Greeting Card

The WTF Greeting Card covers birthdays, breakups, and taco cravings – all in one convenient, slightly unhinged format. It’s funny, unapologetic, and just the right amount of wrong.

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  • Happy "Whatever"

    Effortless sarcasm, neatly packaged: Check the boxes that apply and let this greeting card do the socializing for you.

  • Add-on only

    Customize at least one WTF Notebook to add this gloriously unhinged greeting card to your order. Not sold separately.

  • Limited stock

    Commitment is scary, but missing out is worse. There's limited stock available, so get in while you can!

Price $4.99

Production & Shipping

The WTF Greeting Card ships with your notebooks.

Please allow 3 to 5 business days for the production of your notebooks before your order is handed over to the courier. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout.

  • Front of the yellow WTF Notebooks Happy greeting card
  • Close-up of a WTF Notebooks greeting card checklist
  • Person reading a yellow WTF Notebooks greeting card

A card for every (non) occasion

Introducing the WTF Greeting Card – the right card for all the wrong reasons.

This greeting card covers birthdays, breakups, and taco cravings – all in one convenient, slightly unhinged format. Just check the boxes that apply and send the card with your next notebook order. It’s funny, unapologetic, and just the right amount of wrong.

Front of the WTF Notebooks Happy greeting card with a checklist
Outside (front)
Inside of the WTF Notebooks greeting card with a funny checklist message
Inside (right page)

The "Happy Whatever" Add-on

The WTF Greeting Card comes in a classic 5×7" folded size (10×7" open), printed on sturdy 120 lb card.

Each WTF Greeting Card includes a free blank envelope, perfectly sized and made to fit like a glove.

  • Close-up of a WTF Notebooks greeting card checklist being filled in
  • WTF Notebooks greeting card with a funny checklist message
  • Yellow WTF Notebooks Happy greeting card with a pen

Pair it with a notebook

Crafted by the brilliant (and sometimes tipsy) WTF Notebooks team, this checkbox greeting card is available as an add-on.

It’s been designed to pair perfectly with our notebooks, and to take your gift-giving from thoughtful to delightfully suspect.

Customize at least one of our hilarious notebooks to unlock the WTF Greeting Card.

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