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My contributions to 250 years of American excellence
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Common sense and other endangered concepts
Thoughts and prayers for my retirement account
Wars, tariffs, and other household expenses
Controversial things the President said today
My top secret notes and highly classified files
My favorite Bible verses and Pulp Fiction quotes
Decisions made with my money by people who don't have to live with them
Bills I'm paying for things I voted against
Grocery lists and other luxury shopping plans
Co-workers I suspect are aliens
Notes on political debates with my family
Shit my tax dollars paid for that I wasn't consulted about
My list of organs I could possibly live without
Times I was called crazy and turned out to be right
Things I blame on whoever is in charge
My research into extraterrestrial life at my work
Politicians I wouldn't trust to run a lemonade stand
Things the mainstream media keeps getting wrong
Amendments I'd like to suggest for the next 250 years
Notes I'd like to pass to the founding fathers in retrospect
Receipts for a ballroom funded by my taxes
Shit my brain decides to think about when I should be sleeping
My list of all the idiots I know
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