Happy birthday, America

25 new titles to offend everyone equally

America’s 250th anniversary seemed like the perfect excuse to release our most patriotic collection yet. In honor of the occasion we’ve turned the latest chaos into 25 brand-new, hilarious notebook titles – packed with political nonsense, suspicious co-workers, questionable life choices, and a whole lot of sarcasm.

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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "My contributions to 250 years of American excellence"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Common sense and other endangered concepts"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Thoughts and prayers for my retirement account"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Wars, tariffs, and other household expenses"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Controversial things the President said today"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "My top secret notes and highly classified files"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "My favorite Bible verses and Pulp Fiction quotes"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Decisions made with my money by people who don't have to live with them"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Bills I'm paying for things I voted against"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Grocery lists and other luxury shopping plans"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Co-workers I suspect are aliens"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Notes on political debates with my family"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Shit my tax dollars paid for that I wasn't consulted about"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "My list of organs I could possibly live without"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Times I was called crazy and turned out to be right"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Things I blame on whoever is in charge"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "My research into extraterrestrial life at my work"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Politicians I wouldn't trust to run a lemonade stand"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Things the mainstream media keeps getting wrong"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Amendments I'd like to suggest for the next 250 years"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Notes I'd like to pass to the founding fathers in retrospect"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Cool thoughts to help me through this fucking hot day"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Receipts for a ballroom funded by my taxes"
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A funny notebook from WTF Notebooks® entitled "Shit my brain decides to think about when I should be sleeping"
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A customer holding his blue WTF Notebook titled 'Times I was right and nobody listened'
A happy customer holding her red WTF Notebook titled 'List of people who have wasted my time'
A happy customer holding her pink WTF Notebook 'Inappropriate comments to make in serious situations'
A happy customers holding three WTF Notebooks, with the first one titled 'My list of things I was right about'