The Complete List

The ABC of humor

We get it. There's a looot of titles to scour through at WTF Notebooks. So we made this nifty, alphabetical list that contains every single title – from A for 'awkward' to Z for 'zany'.

A collection of brain farts

A notebook on a desk beside an iPhone and a succulent

A very merry list of people who piss me off

Algebra and other things the devil invented

All the things I started writing, then thought, "fuck it"

Arguments and conflicts I’ve had with myself

Arguments I lost to ChatGPT

Awkward yoga poses I got stuck in

Birthdays and anniversary dates I always forget

Brainstorming and shit

Brilliant ideas I had while drinking beer

Brilliant ideas I had while drinking bourbon

Brilliant ideas I had while drinking wine

Brilliant ideas I had while pooping

Brilliant ideas I had while smoking weed

Brilliant ideas I’ll never act on

Cheat sheets for today’s exam

Chores he still hasn’t done yet

Christmas turkeys and other things that can get stuffed

Co-workers I suspect are vampires

Co-workers I want to punch in the face

Co-workers I will get fired by the end of the year

Consequences of my actions

Conspiracy theories I'm 75% sure are true

Conversations I had with my smart refrigerator

Dipshit of the month nominations

Doodles I drew during important work meetings

Dreams I’ll never pursue

Dumb shit I blame on Mercury retrograde

Dumb things I did without thinking them through

Emails I wish I had never sent

Emails I won’t respond to

Emails that could have been a nervous breakdown

Emergency escape plans for family gatherings

Employees I’m thinking about firing

Entitlement and other things I’m entitled to

Evil plans and unicorn drawings

Exercise and other things I wish I could outsource

Existential thoughts I had in the bathtub

Fake news and alternative facts

Foreign policy notes I've written in crayon

Fucking brilliant ideas

Great comebacks I thought of three days later

Great ideas and bad decisions

Grocery lists and plans for world domination

H.R. horror stories

Hobbies I’ll take up when I retire

Homework I won’t do

Hypothetical arguments I’ve had in the shower

I have no idea what I’m doing

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