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If you're a cat lover, calling your manager a pussy may sound like a compliment, but we'd strongly advise against it.

❗ Warning: Get your shiz together.

If you're a cat lover, calling your manager a pussy may sound like a compliment, but we'd strongly advise against it.

❗ Warning: Get your shiz together.

Custom made to order in the USA

All WTF Notebooks are printed, bound and shipped by our US production team near Salt Lake City, UT. After you've customized your favorite titles, please allow time for production before we send your order on its way.

Make it unique with your choice of cover color and inside pages

Choose a wire bound softcover notebook or a case wrapped hardcover journal and pick from 16 colour options for the front and back cover. Then select your preferred inside page type and we'll print your custom WTF Notebook for you.

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Made especially for you: All WTF Notebooks are printed to order in only a few days

WTF Notebooks softcover

Wire bound softcover

Custom printed to order within:
1 to 4 business days

Production time1 to 4 business days
BindingBlack quality wire-O binding
OutsideMedium-soft 120# (320gsm) cover
InsidePremium 60# (90gsm) white paper
Page count120 pages (60 sheets)
Dimensions5.5″ × 8.5″ (139mm × 216mm)
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WTF Notebooks hardcover

Case wrapped hardcover

Custom printed to order within:
2 to 5 business days

Production time2 to 5 business days
BindingDurable case wrapped binding
OutsideSturdy and firm 1/8" cover
InsidePremium 60# (90gsm) white paper
Page count120 pages (60 sheets)
Dimensions5.5″ × 8.5″ (139mm × 216mm)
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Inside page options

Whether you write, draw, journal or doodle, we've got you covered with inside page customization.

WTF Notebooks funny ruled journals

College-ruled pages

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WTF Notebooks funny gridded journals

Gridded pages

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WTF Notebooks funny dotted journals

Dotted pages

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WTF Notebooks funny blank journals

Blank pages

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WTF Notebooks funny 2023 Planner Calendar

2023 Planner

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Bundle up and save

Smartass

Buy any 3 or more and get

10%

off your order

Trouble Maker

Buy any 6 or more and get

15%

off your order

Crazy Crew

Buy any 10 or more and get

15%

off + free expedited shipping

Sass Master

Buy any 50 or more and get

20%

off + free expedited shipping

Our Bundle Discounts apply storewide, meaning every WTF Notebook counts towards the deal. Discounts apply automatically in your cart.

Shipping

All offered shipping methods include tracking of your parcel.

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Standard USA

5 to 12 business days

FREE
for all orders within the US

Expedited USA

2 to 5 business days

$7.99
(free for orders of 10 or more)

Standard Canada

12 to 18 business days

FREE
for all orders to Canada

Please remember that each WTF Notebook is custom printed to order. We do not hold any stock at our US print house, therefore shipping starts after the production period.

Is your order a gift? Add a personalized gift message card for the recipient and get the credit you deserve.

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"I love these notebooks and gift them when I can. Since I'm a note taker, I NEED things like this to help me keep track of what the hell I'm doing [...] Keep up the good work! Delivery is prompt and everyone love them."

– Jules (via Trustpilot)

"Thank you, I received them yesterday and already gave them to my staff. They couldn't stop laughing! 10 out of 10 for quality and the titles are hilarious."

– Simone (via Messenger)

"WTF Notebooks perfectly sum up our thoughts on life and work. [...] These notebooks are just tear-ably hilarious."

– Diply

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