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If you're a cat lover, calling your manager a pussy may sound like a compliment, but we'd strongly advise against it.
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If you're a cat lover, calling your manager a pussy may sound like a compliment, but we'd strongly advise against it.
❗ Warning: Get your shiz together.
Custom made to order in the USA
All WTF Notebooks are printed, bound and shipped by our US production team near Salt Lake City, UT. After you've customized your favorite titles, please allow time for production before we send your order on its way.
Make it unique with your choice of cover color and inside pages
Choose a wire bound softcover notebook or a case wrapped hardcover journal and pick from 16 colour options for the front and back cover. Then select your preferred inside page type and we'll print your custom WTF Notebook for you.
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Made especially for you: All WTF Notebooks are printed to order in only a few days
Inside page options
Whether you write, draw, journal or doodle, we've got you covered with inside page customization.
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Buy any 3 or more and get
10%
off your order
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Buy any 6 or more and get
15%
off your order
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15%
off + free expedited shipping
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20%
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5 to 12 business days
FREE
for all orders within the US
Expedited USA
2 to 5 business days
$7.99
(free for orders of 10 or more)
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12 to 18 business days
FREE
for all orders to Canada
Please remember that each WTF Notebook is custom printed to order. We do not hold any stock at our US print house, therefore shipping starts after the production period.
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"I love these notebooks and gift them when I can. Since I'm a note taker, I NEED things like this to help me keep track of what the hell I'm doing [...] Keep up the good work! Delivery is prompt and everyone love them."
– Jules (via Trustpilot)
"Thank you, I received them yesterday and already gave them to my staff. They couldn't stop laughing! 10 out of 10 for quality and the titles are hilarious."
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"WTF Notebooks perfectly sum up our thoughts on life and work. [...] These notebooks are just tear-ably hilarious."
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