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I got "Brilliant Ideas I Had While Drinking Wine" as a gift from a friend, and I got hooked. I have about 10 notebooks now (and have given some as gifts). I'm an ad copywriter, and am very picky about my pens and paper. The spiral notebooks, with the dotted lines, are perfect for me, and stand up to my medium-point gel pens. The cover quotes are wide-ranging and so creative; I always find something new. Thank you for this great, fun product that makes it just a little better taking notes through a really boring meeting.

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Jun 7, 2023, via Trustpilot

These are my favorite notebooks - they make me laugh! I have used these for several years, the customer service is great and the product always arrives timely. I have several co-workers who also have my sense of humor who love these.

Andrea B. (United States)
May 5, 2023, via Trustpilot

When I discover a new favorite product out there - can't help but spread the word and this one does not disappoint! I have stock piled some books to always have on hand as gifts to clients. The idea is simple but the ideas are incredibly funny and irreverent.

You won't be disappointed!

Monica (United States)
Mar 22, 2023, via Trustpilot

Products are top quality and delivered on time. Best part is that there is a huge variety of hilarious titles so I can pick one to match each person perfectly! These notebooks are ALWAYS a huge hit. I've used them for employees, and now they will be stocking stuffers for my adult kids. Can't wait to see their faces on Christmas morning!

Jenny F. (United States)
Dec 5, 2022, via Trustpilot

Good quality and well printed! Gets lots of laughs and second looks!

Angelina
Dec 29, 2022, via Shop app

The notebooks bring a smile to my face everyday. They are well made and durable. The covers stand up to a fair amount of abuse (coffee cup stains, jammed into suitcases, knocked onto the floor) and the pages only come out if you pull them out. In addition, the company is always coming up with covers that speak to my inner snark. [...]

Angela S. (United States)
May 13, 2023, via Trustpilot

I think the titles on these notebooks are hysterical. They have made great gifts for all occasions for family and friends. Shipping is fast and they are individually wrapped so pages don't get bent. Just the best.

Renee A. (United States)
Feb 12, 2023, via Trustpilot

Love these notebooks and planners! The titles are fun, and the quality is great. This is the second year I'm buying notebooks for my work team and a calendar/planner for myself. Customer service is excellent!

Kim J. (United States)
Oct 31, 2022, via Trustpilot

These were a hit as office gifts. Great quality!

Marjorie (United States)
Dec 23, 2022, via Shop app

We love these notebooks! The notebooks are great but the wonderful reactions when we use them has sent many more orders for the notebooks. We just made another order for gifts for clients. Keep them coming!

Donna O. (United States)
Jan 20, 2023, via Trustpilot

Just placed my 4th order of Notebooks! These notebooks have provided laughs to myself and the people I have gifted them to. The quality is great and the titles are so relatable!

Megan A. (United States)
Feb 5, 2022, via Trustpilot

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