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The perfect gift for anyone who commutes regularly… Oh, the stories they could tell if only they had a place to write them all down.
Customize this WTF Notebook with your choice of cover color and inside pages today!
❗ Warning: Choo-choo!
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Printed in the USA |
Standard shipping |
Expedited shipping |
1-6 business days | 5-12 business days | 1-2 business days |
WTF Notebooks are printed and produced in Utah, USA within 1 to 6 business days of your order being placed. Orders are shipped after this production time period. Details above are for USA orders only. Please read about shipping costs, turnaround times and international shipping options on our Production & Shipping information page.
Customize your WTF Notebook in 3 easy steps
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Cover type: Choose a wire-bound softcover notebook or a case-wrapped hardcover journal. |
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Cover color: Choose from 15 color options for the front and back cover. |
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Inside pages: Choose college-ruled, gridded, dotted, blank or 2021 planner pages for the inside. |
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Is your order a gift? Add a custom message card for the recipient and get the credit you deserve! |
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Order 3 or more | Order 6 or more | Order 10 or more |
Discounts apply automatically in your cart. The free upgrade to expedited shipping applies to USA orders of 10 or more WTF Notebooks in the checkout. For orders of 50 or more please contact us and ask for bulk order information.
At WTF Notebooks we're all about fun and sarcasm. But when it comes to quality we don't joke around: Each of our notebooks is printed on premium FSC-certified paper using the latest commercial digital print technology and quality-checked by our dedicated production team.
No matter if softcover or hardcover, at 5.5 x 8.5 inches and 120 pages your WTF Notebook is compact and easy to carry around, yet packed with plenty of space for your notes, doodles or creative writing.
Inside page options
College-ruled pages
The classic ruled / lined paper is perfect for writing, bullet journaling and meeting notes. Known as 'college-ruled' or 'medium-ruled', our 7.2mm version (9/32 inches) of this popular paper type is most widely used.
Gridded pages
Also known as graph paper, gridded pages feature a grid of 5mm squares creating helpful guidelines for plotting graphs of functions and drawing curves. It's ideal for for personal use, work or school notes.
Dotted pages
When rules and grids are too limiting but you still want guidance for clean handwriting, dotted paper is your best friend. With 5mm spacing, our dotted page option is ideal for writing and journaling or drawing and playing hangman.
Blank pages
When it comes to doodling, sketching and drawing nothing beats the good old blank paper. Choose unprinted inside pages for ultimate creative freedom without guidelines and limitations.
2021 Planner
Get yourself organized with a 2021 Weekly Planner. Available for a limited time only, this inside page type can be applied to any of our WTF Notebook titles. Learn more about this inside page type.


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