Secret Santa gift guide: 20 naughty notebooks for co-workers with a funny bone
Noteworthy
23 November 2023 by WTF Notebooks
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Jingle all the way to the office Christmas party, where deadlines are momentarily drowned in Baileys and eggnog, while a fat man in a white coat supposedly delivers “secret” gifts to you and your colleagues.
Yes, it’s Secret Santa time. The glorious time of year when we exchange gifts with our co-workers in a desperate attempt to appear festive and collegial. Although let's be real, putting on a smiley face in front of the boss is child's play compared to the epic quest of finding the perfect gift for your office pal.
But fear not, because WTF Notebooks has got you covered with 20 of the most hilarious, relatable, (and slightly questionable) notebooks that will make your Secret Santa gift the talk of the office party. Not only amusing but also practical, WTF Notebooks make the perfect gift for every co-worker, whether on the naughty or nice list.
So, forget the scented candles and bland coffee mugs and give the gift of laughter this holiday season.
![Work notes and other things I can ignore Work notes and other things I can ignore](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-3.jpg?v=1700784052)
For Isaac from IT who has a habit of ignoring his responsibilities:
Work notes and other things I can ignore
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Letter of resignation drafts and templates Letter of resignation drafts and templates](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-2.jpg?v=1700784052)
For Leslie from Legal who is always thinking about quitting:
Letter of resignation drafts and templates
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Things in the NDA I can’t talk about Things in the NDA I can’t talk about](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-1.jpg?v=1700784051)
For Olivia from Operations who has a hard time keeping secrets:
Things in the NDA I can’t talk about
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Reasons why I think that this meeting is bullshit Reasons why I think that this meeting is bullshit](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-4-us.jpg?v=1700784052)
For Sally from Sales who finds most meetings pointless:
Reasons why I think that this meeting is bullshit
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Meetings that could have been emails Meetings that could have been emails](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-5.jpg?v=1700784052)
For Mark from Management who loves to schedule meetings for no reason:
Meetings that could have been emails
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Co-workers I will get fired by the end of the year Co-workers I will get fired by the end of the year](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-6.jpg?v=1700784052)
For Dave from Development who has a list of people he wants to get rid of:
Co-workers I will get fired by the end of the year
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Shit H.R. wants me to stop saying Shit H.R. wants me to stop saying](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-12.jpg?v=1700784156)
For Emily from Engineering who’s no-filter comments always get her in trouble:
Shit H.R. wants me to stop saying
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Brainstorming and shit Brainstorming and shit](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-7.jpg?v=1700784052)
For Caro from Creative who loves to brainstorm and curse at the same time:
Brainstorming and shit
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Times I wore no pants during a work video chat Times I wore no pants during a work video chat](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-8.jpg?v=1700784052)
For Tom from Tech who enjoys the casualness of remote work:
Times I wore no pants during a work video chat
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Meetings I prefer to socially distance myself from Meetings I prefer to socially distance myself from](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-9.jpg?v=1700784052)
For Rachel from Research who hates attending meetings:
Meetings I prefer to socially distance myself from
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Shit my boss says Shit my boss says](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-10.jpg?v=1700784052)
For Mike from Marketing who has a boss that says the craziest things:
Shit my boss says
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Things my boss doesn’t know about me Things my boss doesn’t know about me](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-13.jpg?v=1700784156)
For Alex from Accounting who has some secrets to keep from his boss:
Things my boss doesn’t know about me
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- Custom-printed to order
![Co-workers I want to punch in the face Co-workers I want to punch in the face](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-11.jpg?v=1700784156)
For Tony from Testing who has a short fuse and can't stand some of his colleagues:
Co-workers I want to punch in the face
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Reasons why I’ll never get promoted Reasons why I’ll never get promoted](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-14.jpg?v=1700784156)
For Sarah from Support who has given up on career advancement:
Reasons why I’ll never get promoted
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Juicy workplace gossip Juicy workplace gossip](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-15.jpg?v=1700784156)
For Lily from Logistics who loves to hear and spread gossip:
Juicy workplace gossip
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Lunch breaks and other reasons why I like my job Lunch breaks and other reasons why I like my job](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-16.jpg?v=1700784156)
For Fin from Finance who enjoys the perks of his employment:
Lunch breaks and other reasons why I like my job
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Emails I won’t respond to Emails I won’t respond to](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-17.jpg?v=1700784156)
For Wendy from Web Design who has a hard time keeping up with her inbox:
Emails I won’t respond to
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Co-workers I suspect are vampires Co-workers I suspect are vampires](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-18.jpg?v=1700784156)
For Vlad from Video Production who thinks some of his colleagues are undead:
Co-workers I suspect are vampires
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Reasons why I’ll never get promoted Reasons why I’ll never get promoted](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-19.jpg?v=1700784156)
For Hannah from H.R. who is always right and loves to prove it:
My list of things I was right about
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
![Reasons why I should never be put on speakerphone Reasons why I should never be put on speakerphone](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0309/5121/1148/files/wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-20.jpg?v=1700784156)
For Grace from the Growth department who is not afraid to speak her mind:
Reasons why I should never be put on speakerphone
- Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
- Custom-printed to order
Ho, ho, holy shit, these titles are funny enough to make even old Santa chuckle through his beard. And if this selection isn't enough inspiration for you, there is even more where these came from: Browse our full range of funny notebooks and you'll be sure to find the perfect gift for even the most difficult co-worker.
Happy holidays, and happy shopping!
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