The Complete List

The ABC of humor

We get it. There's a looot of titles to scour through at WTF Notebooks. So we made this nifty, alphabetical list that contains every single title – from A for 'awkward' to Z for 'zany'.

My list of places I’d rather be than university

My list of prison pen pals

My list of things I was right about

My list of things I was right about ...again

My list of things my husband was right about

My list of things my wife was right about

My list of things that have been mansplained to me

My most inappropriate thoughts

My omnibus of pet peeves

My opinions nobody gives a shit about

My plans to take over the company

My plans to take over the world

My research into working alongside a bunch of morons

My shit list wrapped in holiday cheer

My survival plans for the apocalypse

My wildest sexual achievements

My wish list I'll casually leave out for anyone paying attention

Naughty thoughts that didn't make Santa's list

Neighborhood gossip and other facts

New jobs and other anxious life moments

New Year’s resolutions and other casual promises I’m not obligated to fulfill

New Year’s resolutions and other short-lived ideas

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Notes and other shit to write down

Notes by the smartest person in the room

Notes for my fuck-it bucket

Notes for my next TED Talk

Notes from the jolly fucking shitshow that is my life

Notes from the meeting that solved nothing and ended late

Once-in-a-lifetime events I survived

Passwords, logins and other stuff I keep forgetting

People I want to punch in the face

People I wish I could flush down the toilet

People I wish I hadn’t slept with

People I’d like to wrap in Christmas paper and ship to the North Pole

People who can shove their Elf on the Shelf up themselves

Photos from my colonoscopy

Photos of butts

Places I’ve been banned from

Places to visit before they sink underwater

Plans for the future (assuming we still have one)

Poetry and other shit my brain comes up with

Political opinions I got from TikTok

Power moves and petty thoughts

Products I complain about until they are on sale

Project notes for whatever the hell this is

Random thoughts and other notes I’ll turn into a book one day

Reasons I want to speak to the manager

Reasons I will be on the naughty list this year

Reasons I'm going to hell

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A customer holding his blue WTF Notebook titled 'Times I was right and nobody listened'
A happy customer holding her red WTF Notebook titled 'List of people who have wasted my time'
A happy customer holding her pink WTF Notebook 'Inappropriate comments to make in serious situations'
A happy customers holding three WTF Notebooks, with the first one titled 'My list of things I was right about'