The Complete List

The ABC of humor

We get it. There's a looot of titles to scour through at WTF Notebooks. So we made this nifty, alphabetical list that contains every single title – from A for 'awkward' to Z for 'zany'.

Reasons I’m day drinking

Reasons I’m hitting the pub tonight

Reasons I’m leaving the monarchy

Reasons my boss should let me continue to work from home

Reasons why I don’t play well with others

Reasons why I like dogs more than people

Reasons why I mix my coffee with Baileys

Reasons why I should never be put on speakerphone

Reasons why I shouldn't be left unsupervised

Reasons why I think that this meeting is bullshit

Reasons why I won’t be seizing the day

Reasons why I'm not in a jolly good mood

Reasons why I’ll never get promoted

Recipes I will never make

Regulations I'd impose if I ran this nation

Running late and other sports I’m good at

Santa's naughty list

Sexual positions I never knew existed

Sharting and other romantic gestures

Shit H.R. wants me to stop saying

Shit I have to remember

Shit I have to write down because I’m old

Shit I learned in school and never needed

Shit I should write down

Shit I started but never finished

Shit my boss says

Shit my husband says

Shit my kids say

Shit my wife says

Shit that keeps hitting the fan

Shit that keeps me up at night

Shit that you just can’t make up

Shit that's on fire while I'm just adding marshmallows

Shit that’s none of your fucking business

Shit they said is important

Shit you shouldn’t have to explain to adults

Smart things I yelled at the TV

Smart things I’m going to say later

Snide remarks I need to keep to myself

Songs stuck in my head on repeat

Spells and incantations people should fear me for

Spells I have put on people

Stupid shit we do because we’ve always done it that way

Stupid things my kids argue about

Tales from the night shift

Tasks I need to complete before I can watch Netflix

Tattoos and other regerts I have

Text messages I sent when I was drunk

The notebook I'll re-gift at next year's Secret Santa exchange

Things I can put off until tomorrow

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