The Complete List

The ABC of humor

We get it. There's a looot of titles to scour through at WTF Notebooks. So we made this nifty, alphabetical list that contains every single title – from A for 'awkward' to Z for 'zany'.

Ideas on how to become a millionaire without starting an OnlyFans

Inappropriate comments to make in serious situations

Index of parents who I wish had never procreated

Inspirational bullshit

Intrusive thoughts

Juicy workplace gossip

Jumping to conclusions and other sports I’m good at

Late night conversations with ChatGPT

Lecture notes and penis doodles

Letter of resignation drafts and templates

Life advice from a professional trainwreck

List of items I found after my husband had a man-look

List of my criminal convictions

List of my favorite pubic hair styles

List of online purchases I made while drinking

List of people who have wasted my time

List of people who underestimated me and how that worked out for them

List of reasons why I hate my job

List of things I don’t give a shit about

Lunch breaks and other reasons why I like my job

Meeting notes and other boring shit

Meeting notes I'll probably never look at again

Meetings and other things I don’t do after 4:30pm

Meetings I prefer to socially distance myself from

Meetings that could have been emails

Menopause and other things that get me heated

Mondays and other things I’ve come to like since retirement

Motivation and other things I left at home

My archive of flying fucks I don’t give

My billion-dollar brainstorm book

My book for drinking wine and judging people

My book for writing stuff and drawing penguins

My book of passwords, secret codes and PIN numbers

My book to doodle in during writer’s block

My book to stay organized as fuck

My book to write in to appear busy

My catalog of dad jokes

My cheerfully cynical to-do list

My deepest, darkest secrets and desires

My diary for the shitshow I call life

My exhaustive list of fuck-ups (so far)

My friends’ and family’s credit card details

My hopeless attempts at adulting

My journal for gratitude, self-care and winefulness

My journal for when I'm barely holding it together

My kick-ass plans to become my own boss

My kids’ Xmas wish lists and other delusions

My list of bodies I buried in the woods

My list of days that don't have enough hours

My list of morally flexible ideas

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