We're not some sketchy, overseas printer with questionable labor practices. With a production team based out of Utah, USA, all WTF Notebooks are printed on American soil, with American ink, and a whole lotta love. Our process is simple: You pick your notebooks, we print them.
From your screen to your door
Whether you customize one or one hundred notebooks, our printing and bookbinding specialists will individually produce them to your order specs and have them shipped right your door.
Customization
It all starts off with your personal choices: Pick your titles, notebook types, cover colors and inside pages.
Once your order is placed, our US production team springs into action like a bunch of caffeinated squirrels. We print, bind, and quality-check each notebook before packing up your goodies for shipment. So, rest easy knowing that your order is in good hands.
Watch the video below to take a peek into our print house to see your WTF Notebooks in the making.
Choose your shipping method below to calculate when your WTF Notebooks are estimated to arrive.
Production
2-5
business days in production
Custom printed in Utah, USA
Quality checked
Securely packaged for shipping
5-10
business days after production
Ships with UPS and USPS
Tracked
FREE for orders of 6+ notebooks
Please note: Orders placed after 12/09 using US standard shipping, will likely NOT arrive in time for Christmas.
Notebooks
Flat rate
1 to 2
$3.50 per order
3 to 5
$1.50 per order
6 to 9
FREE
10+
Auto-upgrade to FREE priority
2-5
business days after production
Ships with FedEx / USPS Priority
Tracked
FREE for orders of 10+ notebooks
Please note: Orders placed after 12/11 using US priority shipping, will likely NOT arrive in time for Christmas.
Notebooks
Flat rate
1 to 5
$9.50 per order
6 to 9
$7.50 per order
10+
FREE
5-12
business days after production
Ships with UPS and others
Tracked
FREE for orders of 10+ notebooks
Please note: Orders placed after 12/02 to Canada will likely NOT arrive in time for Christmas.
Notebooks
Flat rate
1 to 9
US$3.50 per order
10+
FREE
Please note: If you're ordering from outside of the United States, there's a chance that you'll get whacked with customs duties on your order (we have no control over this, so blame the big boys). As the customer it is your responsibility to do your own due diligience on duties and taxes prior to placing an order, and to pay any import costs.
Shipping times: While we have done every effort to give an accurate estimate of shipping times, shipping companies aren't particularly known to have their shit together. Sadly we are not in control of them. But if your order hasn't arrived within the expected timeframe, let us know. We're happy to look into it and write some angry emails using all caps.
Returns & exchanges: Since all WTF Notebook are custom made to order, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges. Please only order what you really want and review the specifications before placing an order. In the event that we messed something up with your order, please get in touch and we'll definitely fix it.
Cancelation: You have 1 hour to cancel your order by clicking the cancel button in your order confirmation email. After that, it’s too late to cancel: Your order will be in production – and we won’t apologize for being efficient.
Let's get on the same page
WTF Notebooks are custom made in our production house near Salt Lake City, UT.
Custom made means we don't have any inventory in stock. Each WTF Notebook is printed to your individual choices of notebook type, cover color, and inside pages. The printing process starts within an hour after you've finalized your purchase.
Generally, it takes 2 to 5 business days for your order to be printed, bound and packed up.
Most orders are ready for shipment within a couple of business days, but during periods of higher order volume it can occasionally take the full 5 business days.
Maybe. From this web store we can only ship to addresses in the United States and Canada.
That depends on the shipping method you choose from above. Please keep in mind that we first need to print your order, and that shipping starts from the day your order leaves our facilities.
That's because Amazon and other retailers don't custom-make your orders. Amazon also has its own fleet of cargo planes. Maybe one day we'll have that too. Then we can also launch genitalia-shaped rockets into space.
Believe us when we say that we're always looking for ways to speed up our production line. But it's not as simple as hitting 'print' on your office printer. And let's be honest, waiting an extra couple of days or so for a custom-made, quality notebook really isn't that bad, is it?
If you need your WTF Notebooks tomorrow, this may not be the right time to place an order. Maybe next time – and with a little more time to spare.
We are probably printing your notebooks right now.
Most orders are ready for shipment within a couple of business days, but depending on the size of your order and the volume of orders on our print presses, it can occasionally take the full 5 business days to get your order ready for shipment.
Rest assured that your order will ship and you will get a tracking code as soon as it’s on the way.
Love these notebooks. Quick shipping and great customer service. They make very funny birthday gifts for friends and co-workers (with a similar sense of humor).
Jennifer C.
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I love these notebooks and gift them when I can. Since I'm a note taker, I NEED things like this to help me keep track of what the hell I'm doing: there are many of us out here. Keep up the good work! Delivery is prompt and everyone love them.
Jules H.
Trustpilot review
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