You won't find original WTF Notebooks on Amazon – here’s why

Noteworthy

1 September 2024 by WTF Notebooks

If you’ve ever scrolled through Amazon hoping to snag one of our cheeky, sass-filled WTF Notebooks, you might have noticed a glaring absence. That’s right – WTF Notebooks® isn’t on Amazon. And no, it’s not because we forgot. It’s because we want to keep things as fun, high-quality, and custom as possible – something Amazon simply can’t handle. Here’s why that is.

1. Customization and its limits on Amazon

Amazon is fantastic if you’re looking for generic, mass-produced items. But when it comes to the level of customization that we offer, Amazon just can’t keep up.

At WTF Notebooks, every single notebook is custom-printed in Utah, USA, according to your exact specifications. Want a pink notebook with dotted pages and a cover that says, “My list of things I was right about”? No problem. We’ve got thousands of possible variants – different colors, notebook types, and inside pages – and they’re all made just for you.

Trying to offer that kind of flexibility on Amazon would be like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. It’s just not going to work, darling.

2. Bundle Discounts? Not on Amazon

One of the perks of buying directly from WTF Notebooks is our Bundle Discounts. Because sharing is caring, and spreading joy and laughter with friends and family should always be recognized.

We reward your good taste (and even your questionable taste) with 10% off when you buy three or more, 15% off when you buy six or more, and if you really go wild and get ten or more, not only do you get a discount, but we’ll also upgrade you to expedited shipping. Try getting that kind of deal on Amazon.

These discounts are our way of saying “thanks” for spreading the WTF Notebook love, and we couldn’t offer them if we were on Amazon.

3. New releases hitting the shelves

We’re constantly coming up with new, hilarious notebook titles, as well as inside page options (such as our yearly updated annual planner), and we like to get them into your hands as quickly as possible. But here’s the thing: loading new products onto Amazon takes time. Lots of it.

With hundreds of customization options, new releases would be stuck in Amazon limbo for who knows how long. That’s why shopping directly from our website means you always get the latest titles first, at the best price, and without the wait.

4. The real deal: Amazon’s issues with quality and authenticity

Ever heard the phrase “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness”? Well, Oscar Wilde had a point, but when it comes to our notebooks, it’s more about avoiding confusion and frustration for our customers.

Unfortunately, there are copycats out there selling fake WTF Notebooks on Amazon – poor-quality knock-offs, often printed somewhere in Asia. We’ve even had customers complain about quality and shipping times, falsely thinking they had bought them from us, which is sad and frustrating for both parties.

To ensure you’re getting the real deal – an authentic, custom-printed WTF Notebook – don’t fall for fakes, and only order from wtfnotebooks.com.

5. Customer care done right

Finally, let’s talk about customer service: When you purchase from our website, we guarantee you access to fast, personalized customer service. Going through a third party like Amazon, we couldn’t guarantee the high level of care we strive for.

Our team is here for you seven days a week, ready to respond within 48 hours – and yes, we do it with a smile (and maybe a little sass).

Get original WTF Notebooks® – only at WTF Notebooks

So, if you’re searching for WTF Notebooks on Amazon and coming up empty-handed, it’s not by accident. The real WTF Notebooks experience – custom, genuine, and delivered with a dash of humor – is only available on our official website. Amazon who?