21 unapologetically inappropriate notebooks, not suitable for the easily offended

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2 June 2023 by WTF Notebooks

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If you know one thing about WTF Notebooks, it’s that we are not afraid to say what everyone is thinking. From alcohol and smoking pot, to your dirty little secrets – there's very little censorship in our highly questionable range of notebook titles.

So, it’s time to send the kids (and those grown-ups who get easily offended) to bed because these 21 adult-only journal titles contain all the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll you can fit on a notebook cover. Riddled with profanity and swear words, this compilation is dirtier than a pig at a mud bath and filled with enough expletives to make a sailor blush.

Think you can handle it? Let’s go!

21 adult-only WTF Notebooks

My archive of flying fucks I don't give

Keep track of all the things you don't care about:

My archive of flying fucks I don’t give

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Photos of dicks

For those who need a little more... dick-tionary:

Photos of dicks

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Shit I should do for my fucking health

A reminder to take care of yourself, even if you don't want to:

Shit I should do for my fucking health

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Ways to appear sober at family gatherings

For your tips and tricks for hiding your alcoholism from your loved ones:

Ways to appear sober at family gatherings

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Brilliant ideas I had while smoking weed

Where your ideas go to get lit:

Brilliant ideas I had while smoking weed

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Meeting notes and other boring shit

All the things you won't read later:

Meeting notes and other boring shit

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People I want to punch in the face

Let’s make your enemies list official:

People I want to punch in the face

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Shit I have to write down because I’m old

Memory fades, but this notebook won’t:

Shit I have to write down because I’m old

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Photos of boobs

A boob-lover's delight, or just a place to store your own:

Photos of boobs

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List of my favorite pubic hair styles

From landing strip to the Brazilian, document your preferences here:

List of my favorite pubic hair styles

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Fucking brilliant ideas

Ah, right! Maybe whoever needs this notebook:

Fucking brilliant ideas

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Shit I learned in school and never needed

Because who really uses calculus in real life?

Shit I learned in school and never needed

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My book to stay organized as fuck

When it’s time to knuckle down and get shit done:

My book to stay organized as fuck

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Shit I have to remember

A notebook to jot down all those fleeting thoughts:

Shit I have to remember

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Things I wish I could say to my mother-in-law

A passive-aggressive outlet for your frustrations:

Things I wish I could say to my mother-in-law

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Useless shit I will buy when I'm rich as fuck

A place to dream big and absurd:

Useless shit I will buy when I’m rich as fuck

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Shit that makes my eye twitch

A notebook to vent about all those annoying things:

Shit that makes my eye twitch

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Sharting and other romantic gestures

For the couple who likes to keep it real – real gross, that is:

Sharting and other romantic gestures

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Reasons why I think that this meeting is bullshit

For those who want to justify their eye-rolling:

Reasons why I think that this meeting is bullshit

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My research into working alongside a bunch of morons

A field guide for navigating a difficult workplace:

My research into working alongside a bunch of morons

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Shit that's none of your fucking business

A not so polite way of telling others to mind their own:

Shit that’s none of your fucking business

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If you made it this far, you're either feeling thoroughly offended or on the verge of peeing your pants from laughter. Regardless, one thing's for sure: WTF Notebooks are a surefire way to spice up your note-taking game or spread fun as gag gifts.

So, if you're feeling brave enough, check out our full range of inappropriate notebooks that are sure to cause a stir.

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