A funny greeting card from WTF Notebooks®

WTF Greeting Card

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$4.99
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Happy "Whatever"
Effortless sarcasm, neatly packaged: Check the boxes that apply and let this greeting card do the socializing for you.
Available as add-on only
Customize at least one WTF Notebook to add this gloriously unhinged greeting card to your order. Not sold separately.
Limited stock
Commitment is scary, but missing out is worse. There's limited stock available, so get in while you can!

A card for every (non) occasion

Introducing the WTF Greeting Card – the right card for all the wrong reasons.

This greeting card covers birthdays, breakups, and taco cravings – all in one convenient, slightly unhinged format. Just check the boxes that apply and send the card with your next notebook order. It’s funny, unapologetic, and just the right amount of wrong.

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WTF Greeting Card front page

Front

Skip the awkward small talk. Just check a box to say “Happy Whatever.”

WTF Greeting Card inside page

Inside

Select your sentiments to fill their heart – or ruin their day. It's entirely up to you.

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Dimensions

The WTF Greeting Card comes in a classic 5×7" folded size (10×7" open), printed on sturdy 120 lb paper.

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Envelope included

Each WTF Greeting Card includes a free blank envelope, perfectly sized and made to fit like a glove.

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Ships with your notebooks

Whether you add one card or ten, the shipping price of your WTF Notebooks order stays the same.

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Pair it with a notebook

Crafted by the brilliant (and mildly tipsy) WTF Notebooks team, this checkbox greeting card is available as an add-on. It’s been designed to pair perfectly with our notebooks, and to take your gift-giving from thoughtful to delightfully suspect.

Customize at least one of our hilarious notebooks to unlock the WTF Greeting Card.

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