A collection of brain farts

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A notebook on a desk beside an iPhone and a succulent

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A recollection of my latest alien abduction

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A very merry list of people who piss me off

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Algebra and other things the devil invented

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All the things I started writing, then thought, "fuck it"

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Amendments I'd like to suggest for the next 250 years

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Arguments and conflicts I've had with myself

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Arguments I lost to ChatGPT

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Awkward yoga poses I got stuck in

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Bills I'm paying for things I voted against

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Birthdays and anniversary dates I always forget

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Brainstorming and shit

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Brilliant ideas I had while drinking

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Brilliant ideas I had while drinking beer

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Brilliant ideas I had while drinking bourbon

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Brilliant ideas I had while drinking wine

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Brilliant ideas I had while pooping

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Brilliant ideas I had while smoking weed

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Brilliant ideas I'll never act on

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Cheat sheets for today's exam

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Chores he still hasn't done yet

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Christmas turkeys and other things that can get stuffed

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Co-workers I suspect are aliens

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