Some people seem to have a really hard time keeping their nose out of other’s business. Get yourself this WTF Notebook and tell them off before they even try.

Document your sleepless nights plagued by insignificant memories. Because who needs peace of mind when you can have a personal collection of trivial anxieties?

Modesty is overrated. Scribble your genius shit here and let the world catch up later.

Celebrate those who go above and beyond in their quest to defy common sense, and keep a record of their achievements in this archive of incompetence.

When brilliance strikes, don't let it slip through the cracks. This notebook is the receptacle for your unapologetically genius ideas, no matter how absurd they may seem.

Sometimes you just need a catch-all for life's random musings and important scribbles. Imagine the looks on people's faces if you left this title on your work desk or coffee table.

You’re not sure what it is, but it’s technically a project now. Use this notebook to pretend you’ve got it all under control.

When seriousness strikes, release the pressure valve with your reservoir of inappropriate comments. Document the quips you dare not say out loud, but secretly wish you could.

How many bodies do you have buried in the woods? If the list is getting too long you'll need this highly inappropriate bestseller to keep track of your dark secrets.

If you're confident that someone at the office is on a one-way ticket to unemployment, document their questionable choices and see if your predictions come true.

Keep all the ifs and butts with this less than appropriate notebook.

From risk-takers to trouble-makers – this WTF Notebook is for anyone who could really do with some parental guidance.

Common sense is like deodorant: The people who need it most, never use it. Note down those moments when you wonder, "Why am I even having this conversation?"

You knew exactly what to say. You just didn't say anything because you knew that people would be shocked at how smart you are.

Cheers to the unconventional! If you find yourself reaching for a drink before the sun goes down, jot down those reasons that make day drinking feel like a perfectly valid life choice.

This is the perfect notebook for anyone who's considerate enough to clear out their own closet to give their mother-in-law a place to hang upside down and sleep.

Sarcasm and wit are a gift, but sometimes it's best to bite your tongue. Keep those snide remarks hidden in this totally inconspicuous notebook.

The perfect little notebook for all those times when someone needs a symphony of sympathetic sounds to accompany their tales of woe.

That day you sped past the old lady and got to the front of the queue before she did. Write it down, you badass.

You can use this notebook for what it says on the title and document the flying fucks you've long ceased to offer ... or not. We honestly don't give a flying fuck.

The perfect notebook for when you better keep your thoughts to yourself. Just remember, this notebook is your safe space for the unspeakable.

An unconscious broadcast of every unfiltered thought, proving that sometimes silence is indeed golden – too bad your face didn’t get the memo.

Stay on top of your to do list with this bad boy: This notebook is your secret weapon for maintaining order with attitude.

Colons are like cloud formations – if you stare long enough you'll see a beautiful dabbing unicorn.

From long divisions and dioramas to punnet squares and playing “Happy birthday” on the recorder – aren’t you lucky you got so well prepared for life as an adult?

Sip, sip, hooray! This notebook is your canvas for oenophile insights and wine-fueled revelations. Just remember to write legibly as the bottle empties.

This one's for all us seemingly ordinary citizens with a secret plan to rule the world. Or at least the country. Or the town. Okay, the household.

Keep track of those senior moments, as age may bring wisdom but also memory loss. Or even worse: Memory loss.

Appearances matter, and this notebook is your prop for looking busy even when you're contemplating life's mysteries. Make it seem like you've got it all together.

In this notebook, we celebrate the glorious moments when others underestimated you, only to witness your epic triumphs. Spoiler alert: they regretted it.

How long is your list? Actually, don't answer that. We don't give a shit.

Celebrate growth. Or at least laugh at it. Turn this journal into an honest record of your glorious missteps – in chronological order.