Hanukkah is only a few weeks away! That means, eight nights of lights, snacks, family chaos, and the annual pressure to find with gift ideas like you actually care. Forget the same old tchotchkes.
This isn’t your grandma’s gift list! You need something quirky, customized, undeniably memorable – and yes, why not also unapologetically funny?
Say hello to WTF Notebooks, the gift that is guaranteed to stand out in a sea of “last-minute online orders.”
We've dug through our 250+ hilarious, customizable notebook titles, and hand-picked the most giggle-worthy, doubt-provoking, and perfectly-punctuated options for your eight nights of giving. Get ready, because this Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights is about to get lit … by your notebook game.
16 bright, bold, and unapologetically funny Hanukkah gift ideas
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A recollection of my latest alien abduction
"The spacecraft was spotless, the staff were professional, and I took the probing like a champ." -
Brilliant ideas I had while drinking
Never forget a brilliant idea under the influence. Some might make you millions. Others might explain why you woke up in an inflatable dinosaur costume. -
Dipshit of the month nominations
Celebrate those who go above and beyond in their quest to defy common sense, and keep a record of their achievements in this archive of incompetence.
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List of people who underestimated me and how that worked out for them
In this notebook, we celebrate the glorious moments when others underestimated you, only to witness your epic triumphs. Spoiler alert: they regretted it.
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Common sense and other endangered concepts
Capture your field notes from a world where warning labels keep getting longer and attention spans keep getting shorter. -
My billion-dollar brainstorm book
Perfect for doodles, pitch decks, and the next big thing that will probably never leave this notebook. Because billion-dollar thoughts deserve somewhere better than a napkin.
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Life advice from a professional trainwreck
You may not be the Dalai Lama, but who says you can't give life advice? Because it's not a mess if it's documented with confidence.
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My list of things I was right about
Do you believe you could fill this notebook from cover to cover? Or know someone who's the ultimate know-it-all ninja?
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Conspiracy theories I'm 75% sure are true
Some people call it paranoia. You call it “just being prepared.” Jot down your almost-facts in this WTF Notebook.
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Notes for my next TED Talk
This notebook is here to capture every overconfident insight you’re absolutely unqualified to deliver – but will anyway.
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Politicians I wouldn't trust to run a lemonade stand
Some people are born to be leaders, problem-solvers, and decision-makers. Others become politicians. -
Reasons why I like dogs more than people
You're given the choice between a great night our with your human friends, or staying home to pursue an unhealthy level of attachment to your pooch. Who would you choose? Woof woof.
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My hopeless attempts at adulting
“I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas”. If that sounds like you, this bestseller is for you.
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Shit I have to write down because I'm old
Keep track of those senior moments, as age may bring wisdom but also memory loss. Or even worse: Memory loss.
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Smart things I'm going to say later
You knew exactly what to say. You just didn't say anything because you knew that people would be shocked at how smart you are.
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Inappropriate comments to make in serious situations
When seriousness strikes, release the pressure valve with your reservoir of inappropriate comments. Document the quips you dare not say out loud, but secretly wish you could.
Love a good laugh?
If you appreciate a good laugh, a little sarcasm, and the occasional F-bomb, you’re in the right place.
We’ve got 250+ hilarious notebook titles that say what everyone’s thinking but probably shouldn’t say out loud. Perfect for gifting, venting, or simply making your desk a little less boring. Go on, have a browse!
