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Times my crystal ball didn't work
Things my mother "told me so"
Things I've done that remind me I'm a badass
Shit that keeps hitting the fan
Shit I should do for my fucking health
Rain water and other liquids I wish my car ran on
Photos from my colonoscopy
My list of morally flexible ideas
My journal for gratitude, self-care and winefulness
Great comebacks I thought of three days later
Emails I won't respond to
Dumb things I've done that my parents don't know about
Conspiracy theories
Co-workers I suspect are vampires
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Things I want to scream into the void
Running late and other sports I’m good at
Once-in-a-lifetime events I survived
My kick-ass plans to become my own boss
My hopeless attempts at buying my own house
My hopeless attempts at saving
List of expletives I have mouthed at people under my face mask
Ways to appear sober at family gatherings
