"The Sound of Music" and other tunes I can fart along to
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A notebook on a desk beside an iPhone and a succulent
Arguments and conflicts I've had with myself
Awkward yoga poses I got stuck in
Bangers & Mash and other gourmet recipes
Birthdays and anniversary dates I always forget
Brilliant ideas I had while drinking beer
Brilliant ideas I had while drinking bourbon
Brilliant ideas I had while drinking wine
Brilliant ideas I had while pooping
Brilliant ideas I'll never act on
Cheat sheets for today's exam
Chores he still hasn't done yet
Christmas turkeys and other things that can get stuffed
Co-workers I want to punch in the face
Co-workers I will get fired by the end of the year
Doodles I drew during important work meetings
Dreams I'll never pursue
Dreams that got crushed when I had kids
Dumb things I did without thinking them through
Employees I'm thinking about firing
Evil plans and unicorn drawings
Existential thoughts I had while in the bathtub
Great ideas for spilling beer on