21 Funny And Sassy Quotes About Friendship
Friendships are a strange concept: You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’.
If you have a bestie, you'll get each and every one of these 21 hilarious and beautifully sassy, but no less true, quotes about what it means to be friends.
Don't forget to share this with your bestie if you find one that perfectly describes your relationship. We bet there will be a few.
#1
I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.
#2
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
#3
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.
#4
Do you ever just look at your friends and think, “We are going to be some weird freaking old people one day”?
#5
We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
#6
Friendship is so weird... You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.
#7
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
#8
You and I are more than friends, we’re like a really small gang.
#9
Best friends know how weird you are, but still choose to be seen with you in public.
#10
Good friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
#11
We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy.
#12
What I love most about our friendship is that it’s based solely on inappropriate conversations that no person should have. Ever.
#13
You are definitely in my top 5 people I would least like to punch in the face.
#14
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
#15
I consider our friendship strong enough for me to talk to you on the phone while sitting on the toilet.
#16
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
#17
Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard.
#18
I’d walk through fire for my best friend! Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair.
#19
We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.
#20
A good friend is like a bra: Hard to find, supportive, uplifting, and always close to your heart.
#21
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
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