21 Funny And Sassy Quotes About Friendship
Friendships are a strange concept: You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’.
If you have a bestie, you'll get each and every one of these 21 hilarious and beautifully sassy, but no less true, quotes about what it means to be friends.
Don't forget to share this with your bestie if you find one that perfectly describes your relationship. We bet there will be a few.
I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.
We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
Friendship is so weird... You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
You and I are more than friends, we’re like a really small gang.
Best friends know how weird you are, but still choose to be seen with you in public.
We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy.
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard.
I’d walk through fire for my best friend! Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair.
A good friend is like a bra: Hard to find, supportive, uplifting, and always close to your heart.