21 Funny And Sassy Quotes About Friendship

Friendships are a strange concept: You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’.

If you have a bestie, you'll get each and every one of these 21 hilarious and beautifully sassy, but no less true, quotes about what it means to be friends.

Don't forget to share this with your bestie if you find one that perfectly describes your relationship. We bet there will be a few.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Bullet

#1

I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Jeans

#2

I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Bodies

#3

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Retirement

#4

Do you ever just look at your friends and think, “We are going to be some weird freaking old people one day”?

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Bad influence

#5

We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Weird

#6

Friendship is so weird... You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Pee

#7

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Small gang

#8

You and I are more than friends, we’re like a really small gang.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Public

#9

Best friends know how weird you are, but still choose to be seen with you in public.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Food

#10

Good friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Crazy

#11

We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Inappropriate

#12

What I love most about our friendship is that it’s based solely on inappropriate conversations that no person should have. Ever.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Punch in the face

#13

You are definitely in my top 5 people I would least like to punch in the face.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Retirement

#14

We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Pooping

#15

I consider our friendship strong enough for me to talk to you on the phone while sitting on the toilet.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Like

#16

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Protection

#17

Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Fire

#18

I’d walk through fire for my best friend! Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Old and senile

#19

We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Underwear

#20

A good friend is like a bra: Hard to find, supportive, uplifting, and always close to your heart.

WTF Notebooks funny friendship title: Judge

#21

True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.

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