11 Uproarious Notebook Titles Any Dad Would Wish For On Father's Day

Finding the perfect present for Father's Day is a struggle many can relate to. If your dad, husband, grandfather or another special guy in your life enjoys some tongue-in-cheek sarcasm, you've come to right place.

You're guaranteed to find at least one match in WTF Notebooks' range of hilariously inappropriate journals. And with your choice of binding type (spiral or hardcover), cover color, and inside page print, these highly questionable book titles make a unique and funny Father's Day gift.

To start you off, here are some of our favorite notebooks with funny titles, suitable for most dads. But be sure to browse our entire range for more Father's Day gag gift ideas.

Brilliant ideas I had while drinking wine

My catalog of dad jokes

Need a place to lock up your old man's jokes? We've got you covered. Surprise your 'hilarious' dad with a WTF Notebook made just for him and his puns. The good, the bad and the terrible.

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List of items I found after my husband had a man-look

Dreams that got crushed when I had kids

Friendly banter is a sign of a healthy family relationship. And while your dad might jokingly blame you for everything he missed out on in life, you know he loves you.

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My research into living in a pigsty

Brilliant ideas I had while drinking beer

No more writing on soggy pub napkins or drunk-typing an idea into his phone. All of dad's sudden strokes of genius will be kept safe in this late-night companion.

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My list of things I was right about

My list of things my wife was right about

Whether you're the child or (all-knowing) wife, most married men will be able to identify with this funny notebook title. And if you're the one who's always right, why not get My list of things I was right about for yourself?

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Recipes I will never make

My list of bodies I buried in the woods

How many bodies does your dad have buried in the woods? If his list is getting too long you'll need get him this highly inappropriate bestseller to keep track of all his dark secrets.

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Grocery lists and plans for world domination

Brilliant ideas I had while pooping

Sometimes the smallest places trigger the biggest ideas, and your dad might know that all too well. Get him this bestseller today and help him to never forget a genius idea from a lightbulb moment on the throne anymore.

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Meetings that could have been emails

Meetings that could have been emails

This title has probably never been more true: How many times did your dad have to change from his cozy PJ's into a suit and tie just to sit in a pointless Zoom meeting that could have been a simple email memo?

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Meetings that could have been emails

Things I found in my belly button

Did you know that the average person is home to 1.8mg of belly button fluff at any one time? And it's almost always blue. Now you know. You're welcome.

Customize this super-weird but funny journal for your dad today.

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Meetings that could have been emails

Shit I have to write down because I’m old

Getting a little forgetful with age is just part of human life. And isn't the whole purpose of a notebook to have a space to offload thoughts?

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Meetings that could have been emails

Great ideas for spilling beer on

If your dad is a craft beer-kinda dad, you could do worse than giving him a six-pack of his favorite brew. But chances are he might scull that in a matter of days. Instead, try and encourage his poetic side with a notebook that speaks his language.

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Meetings that could have been emails

Reasons why I don’t fit in those jeans anymore

Sooner or later most dads face this struggle in life: Those jeans from four years ago? Well, they just don't seem to fit anymore. Whatever your dad's reasons, this notebook might be the push he needs to start hitting the gym.

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WTF Notebooks gift card

The gift of choice

Not sure about these title picks? Have a browse through all of our notebooks with funny titles, but if the choice is too overwhelming, why not give a gift card and let your dad decide on the perfect WTF Notebook himself.

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Couldn't find the right match?

There's a lot more where these came from! Make sure to browse through our entire range of hilarious notebooks and journals and give a Father's Day gift that'll make him laugh:

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